Quick Details
Follow a salty Pirate deep into the French Quarter, weaving through hidden alleyways and unforgettable New Orleans bars. Hear brutal tales of pirates, sword fights, betrayal, torture, and booze-soaked chaos. This isn’t just a pub crawl—it’s a full-throttle, immersive adventure where strong drinks flow and the stories hit harder than the rum.
Adult
Ages 21+
$ 39
Explore Pubs and Drink Like a Pirate in the French Quarter!
A salty Pirate will lead you through some of the French Quarter’s most questionable bars, sharing brutal stories of pirates, prostitutes, sword fights, torture, and the darker side of New Orleans history. You’ll drink, laugh, and learn things you’ll never forget.
Itinerary
We’ll visit four unforgettable bars in the French Quarter—each with its own personality, atmosphere, and signature drinks you’ll want to try. Along the way, we’ll wander through Jackson Square, Pirates Alley, and yes, even down Bourbon Street.
But this crawl isn’t just about the bars. Your Pirate guide will unleash the wildest, filthiest tales he knows—brutal executions, bloody torture, filthy prostitution, bizarre entertainment, and the kind of chaos only early-1800s New Orleans could deliver.
Nothing is off limits.
There WILL be swearing.
Tour Highlights
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How does a Pirate Captain stay in charge of a swarthy crew? Torture, of course.
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How did New Orleans keep the peace in the 1800s? Public executions.
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How did a young man entertain himself in the 1800s? Brothels—lots of them.
Real history is brutal. Our incredible story-telling Pirate guides will have you laughing and wincing as you hear the city’s wildest true stories. It’s the perfect recipe for a chaotic, unforgettable night in the French Quarter.
Why Choose Us
Choosing the Pirate Pub Crawl means diving straight into the wild side of New Orleans nightlife with guides who don’t sugarcoat a damn thing. Our pirates are brutal storytellers with real knowledge of the French Quarter’s history—executions, betrayals, brothels, rum-running, and the filthy chaos that shaped this city.
We don’t take you to generic tourist bars. We hit the real French Quarter bars, hidden alleyway taverns, and infamous drinking holes where legends were born and trouble still brews. Every stop is handpicked for atmosphere, strong drinks, and a taste of the city’s darker character.
Most tours play it safe.
We don’t.
This is the only pirate-led New Orleans pub crawl that blends authentic history, rowdy storytelling, and unforgettable bar-hopping into one immersive, full-throttle experience. If you want a clean, quiet night—go elsewhere.
If you want the best French Quarter pub crawl, the wildest stories, and a night you’ll still be talking about years later… you’re in the right place.
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Full payment is refundable up until 48 hours from your tour date and start time. Before the 48 hours of your tour, you can reschedule to a future time & date. No refunds or rain checks will be offered after the 48 hour mark has passed. No-shows will not receive a refund or raincheck.
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- Pirate Pub Crawl
- Incredibly entertaining guide
- Well researched material
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- Drinks
- Food
- Gratuity
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Be prepared with comfortable shoes and check the weather. We are outside most of the time. It gets really hot in the summer and you will sweat. If it rains we get wet. Just be prepared.
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The Pub Crawl is on the streets of the French Quarter. We walk and stand for the duration of the tour. The guide can remove anyone from the tour at any time for being disruptive and there will be no refund.
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Yes. 2 of the bars are cash only. They do have ATMs.
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No. The guide can explain the specialty drinks but this tour is about the brutal history of New Orleans.
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The guide will help you get an uber or Lyft.
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The guide will ask you to leave without a refund.
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Yes. The material is well researched.